Can vodka make you fat?
Nevermind, not drinking for a billion years. Need bacon. Lots of bacon. Bacon makes you fat.
Fuck. Maybe that’s how people get beer bellies. Munching afterwards.
State the obvious.
Fml.
Can vodka make you fat?
Nevermind, not drinking for a billion years. Need bacon. Lots of bacon. Bacon makes you fat.
Fuck. Maybe that’s how people get beer bellies. Munching afterwards.
State the obvious.
Fml.
